"Fantasy role-playing... just because it's naughty, doesn't mean it's a free for all. There are rules. If your spouse comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a red hood and a basket of goodies, you sure as hell better have a wolf head on."
- Stephen Colbert, "I Am America (And So Can You!)"
... or it might have been written by Richard Dahm, Paul Dinello, Allison Silverman, Michael Brumm, Eric Drydale, Rob Dubbin, Glenn Eichler, Peter Grosz, Peter Gwinn, Jay Katsir, Laura Krafft, Frank Lesser, or Tom Purcell. Suits, please give these writers what they deserve so the strike can be over and we can get on with the entertainment!