My sister-in-law Gerry gave me a bunch of books to take back for my Pious Ladies Bookmobile from my recent stop in Chicago. One of them is Primetime Proverbs: A Book of TV Quotes by Jack Mingo and John Javna. Gerry thinks I gave it to her as a gift but I don't remember and she's not sure. But it has tickled my fancy & brought back so many good memories as I've been browsing it that I think she must be right.
Lou Grant: "Not much of a crowd here."
Ted Baxter: "I know. If it were my funeral, this place would be packed."
Murray Slaughter: "That's right, Ted. It's just a matter of giving the public what they want."