I made up a joke. For someone who is notoriously lacking in the humor gene (except for the appreciation thereof), I'm happy. It's a little late but:
Q: Who was the happiest man in America when the Ted Haggard story broke?
A: John Kerry
Y'know, one of the late night comics or some political pundit (or more than one) probably already said it, but I don't watch those guys and I didn't read it so I claim it for my own!
Of course, my husband has always claimed that he coined the term "rent-a-cop" to refer to the University police way back in 1967 when we were young Students for a Democratic Society...